La Vie en Proost
Posted on: December 16, 2023
La Vie en Proost – A Topless Lap Dance Bar in Amsterdam
La Vie en Proost is a cozy place in the middle of the Red Light District. This lap dance bar in Amsterdam has gogo girls, lap dancers and topless women. The entrance fee is reasonable and the club is aimed at locals and tourists who want to watch an adult show for a reasonable price, comfortably, and without any hassle…
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Rather go to strip club BonTon
However, if you’re looking for the real best stripclub in Amsterdam we’d advice you to go check out Club BonTon. BonTon is way better than La Vie en Proost! It’s an awesome party place for women and men, with a beautiful interieur, gorgeous strippers and attractive bartenders.
Two guys, strippers and champagne in La Vie en Proost
Okey, there is something we’ve gotta add to “reasonable prices” and “without any hassle”, concerning La Vie en Proost. Here’s an awesome story, which can be of use to you during your visit to this lap dance bar in Amsterdam. Spoiler-alert: Two guys, strippers, champagne…
When two of our local guides (Martin & Jan) were a bit younger, Martijn decided to take Jan to this strip club in Amsterdam. He just turned 18, back then. The age of a man! Therefor, Martijn decided to pay for Jan’s first lap dance. And the best place to this was in the Red Light District. In La Vie en Proost…
Martijn was 26 years old when this happened. He reached the age of a man a long, long time ago… So there they went, to the infamous lap dance bar La Vie en Proost. Jan was nervous, although he didn’t know that he would be getting a lap dance. And at this point, Jan also didn’t know what was going to happen…
They entered La Vie en Proost, paid the entrance fee, ordered two beers and watched the ladies. They danced on the bar, looking for guys who wanted to have a lap dance. Martijn started talking with one of the strippers. He whispered something in her ear and paid her 10 euros. Jan thought that Martijn wanted a lap dance for himself, but the stripper started walking towards to Jan.
This is what strip clubs in Amsterdam look like from inside.
His first lap dance in Amsterdam’s Red Light District
Jan, being 18 years old, looked at the stripper and thought: “Okay, this is awwwwwkward…”. And yes then it happened. He got his first lap dance. A lap dance in Amsterdam’s Red Light District. That’s awesome, he thought. After 5 minutes she stopped with grinding. She looked at Jan’s beardless face. He was wearing a suit which was a bit oversized. She knew he was young. A perfect candidate who could spend lots of money on me, she thought.
Then the stripper said:
She whispered in Jan’s ear: “Hi sweetie, I hope you liked my lap dance. Would you buy me something to drink?” He raised his eyebrows, but was willing to buy her a drink. “screw it, a beer or wine can’t be expensive”, he thought. But the stripper wanted champagne. Jan raised his eyebrows again, but still had this mindset of “how expensive can a glass of champagne be”? So, she ordered champagne…
And there it was… a tiny bottle of champagne, a so called “Piccolo“. Now, Jan started to worry a little. The bartender said: “80 euros, please.” He didn’t have enough money, but the glasses were already filled. Out of the blue there was this big colossal bouncer. Jan said: “I don’t have enough money on me, I only have 20 euros and my debit card”. The bouncer told him, with a low-voice, that there was an ATM in the back and that he was more than willing to assist Jan to it.
Swindled by a stripper in the Red Light District of Amsterdam
At this moment, Jan didn’t feel like a real man. More like a boy who was about to get bamboozled by a stripper. Meanwhile, Martijn wasn’t paying attention to Jan. He was enjoying a lap dance from another stripper. Jan arrived back at the bar and paid the bartender. He tried to act like a big player, who didn’t have any cash on him. No biggie! Obviously, the bartender, the stripper and the bouncer knew otherwise…
Jan tried to enjoy the bubbles, for which he paid way too much! He tried to act like a high roller, but failed big time in doing so! 🙂
When the night came to an end, they arrived at Martijn’s place. This is when Jan confessed that he had spent 80 euros on a stripper. Martijn tried not to laugh, but couldn’t control himself. He laughed so long and hard that it hurt.
So yeah, go to the infamous strip club La Vie en Proost and have a night that you’ll never forget. Whether you’re planning to go by yourself, with friends or even for a stag night, La Vie en Proost is a fun place in the Red Light District! Without a doubt, this place will make sure you’ll have an unforgettable time in Amsterdam.
This is the back of strip club La Vie in Amsterdam, on the Warmoesstraat in the Red Light District.
La Vie en Proost Price List
Think twice when a stripper in Amsterdam asks you for a drink.
Tip: Don’t do as Jan did. Don’t buy champagne for strippers (when your wallet isn’t filled). Don’t buy piccolo’s! 🙂
Conclusion
In our opinion, La Vie en Proost is an average lap dance bar in Amsterdam, perfect for anyone who wants to experience an adult show for a low price. However, if you’re looking for the best lapdance bar in Amsterdam, we believe that Club BonTon is the place to go, with its beautiful interior, gorgeous strippers, and friendly bartenders. That being said, La Vie en Proost does have some interesting experiences to offer, as Jan and Martijn discovered during their visit. Although they got swindled by a stripper, they still had a night they would never forget. If you’re looking for other great sex clubs to visit while in Amsterdam, be sure to check out Moulin Rouge, Hospital Bar, The Bananenbar, Casa Rosso, and Sex Palace Peep Show.
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16 Responses to La Vie en Proost
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Hello. I was in the stripclub la vie on 10.1.15. I got melissa ( maybe 27y.o. with tattoos) a lapdance. I want to ask if she works at 29.1.15 and 30.1.15?
I from swiss.
Thank you
Always a great time in this lap dance bar in Amsterdam. lots of delicious females, good company and ofc great girls, oh did l mention the girls?
It is a very good place to get horny. My Girl there is Dalisha she is slim and blond with boogies and she gave me such a horny lapdance.
Were her boogies green?
Hahahhaha
I wouldn’t recommend this place at all, unless you dont mind spending 33EUROS on 2 red label drinks. It was too expensive to begin with, and even so.. one of the girls who served us our drinks decided she wanted to keep the change too!!
We had the same problem with them keeping the change. Our drinks came to 43 Euros so we gave 60 and she kept it all. The drinks are expensive enough without them keeping the change too.
The girls are nice but too expensive and crowded
One of our group got pickpocket there, coincidentally exactly in the moment one of the strippers forced him of his chair and a guy pushed him from behind. After explaining this to the receptionist he just said he won’t do anything and no, he don’t know the telephone numer of the police. So the guys let pickpockets in and cover them. I recommend not to go there.
Went here on my stag do… Hidious and pointless. My nan looked better than most those things in there. Wasted €5 entry and at least 10 minutes of my life i’ll never get back. Thanks!
The moment you enter the bar, the girls behind the bar will notifyyou about the fact that consuming drinks are obligated. There is also a sign that indicates how much you pay for a normal lapdance and a naked one.
The bottom line is, you get informed right away so you can only blame yourself for paying that much money, its a lapdance bar after the all, I am always surprised that people think its expensive.
I was there with friends on 1/8 our first visit to Amsterdam. We pay euro $5 per entry and I got a topless blond hair lady for euro $20 she was the only lady do not allowed me to touch her boobs only lapdance. We were disappointed I impressed by one sexy black hair lady she can dance well and friendly to us. I wanna to visit her again but too bad do not know her name. We paid more expect better entertainment.
Can you touch them. Can they touch you, for extra money?
I went to this club with my friend who is from Poland.
We were asked to pay at the entrance fee + asked to buy one mandatory drink. Both were done so far so good.
But the girls/ women started asking for lap dance which is not mandatory in any strip club and it should be the choice or decision of customer. BUT HERE WE WERE FORCED BY GIRLS for LAP DANCE (especially one girl from Cuba).
I said that I am here to see the strip dance and not willing to take lap on that day. She asked me some tips & I paid that too but she is not happy yet….. She going back to the original demand of FORCED LAP DANCE.
It was not preferred BY me because it should not be forced against the willingness.
So what happen finally —– She started abusing me in bad words.
Entry is for 5€ followed by a drink starting from 7€. The bartender forces you to give tip and they even charge for WC. There is no place for lap dance and even girls force you to take one lap dance.
Not so friendly.
An entry not too expensive, exceptional girls who dance like goddesses, the only small problem is the drink which remains a little expensive.
I recommend to any lap dance lover.
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