{"id":18690,"date":"2026-01-01T00:19:17","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/?p=18690"},"modified":"2026-03-24T20:59:54","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T19:59:54","slug":"10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 grappen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes_That_Are_Easy_To_Remember\"><\/span>Moppen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District die makkelijk te onthouden zijn<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>In deze top 10 presenteren we je de grappigste moppen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District die we ooit onder ogen hebben gehad. Tien hilarische moppen die iedereen kan onthouden. Geweldig om te vertellen in een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/entertainments\/bars-in-red-light-amsterdam\/\">Bar<\/a>, op een verjaardagsfeestje of tijdens het reizen. Voor wanneer je snel een grappige mop nodig hebt, hier zijn 10 geweldige moppen om iedereen aan het giechelen te krijgen.<\/p><div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_89 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Inhoudsopgave<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Toggle tabel met inhoud\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Schakelen<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" 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class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#1_An_old_man_in_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District\" >1 | Een oude man in de Amsterdamse Red Light District<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#2_Prostitutes_In_Airplane\" >2 | Prostitutes In Airplane<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#3_Window_Brothel\" >3 | Window Brothel<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#4_Japanese_And_Sex_Worker\" >4 | Japanese And Sex Worker<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#5_Women_With_Children\" >5 | Women With Children<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#6_Truck_Driver\" >6 | Truck Driver<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#7_Prostitute_Meets_Old_Man\" >7 | Prostitute Meets Old Man<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#8_A_Stupid_Man\" >8 | A Stupid Man<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#9_Nuns_in_Amsterdam\" >9 | Nuns in Amsterdam<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#10_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes\" >10 | Moppen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_An_old_man_in_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District\"><\/span>1 | Een oude man in de Amsterdamse Red Light District<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19093 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Red Light District Jokes\" width=\"1000\" height=\"744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-768x571.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-600x446.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start off with the first Amsterdam Red Light District joke.<\/p>\n<p>An old man is walking in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District and passes a prostitute standing at her door.<br \/>\n&#8211; She says to him: &#8220;Hey Grandpa, why don&#8217;t we give it a try?&#8221;<br \/>\n* He says: &#8220;No thank you. That is no longer possible for me.&#8221;<br \/>\nHet was een rustige avond, dus de prostituee zegt:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Oh, come on, what have we got to lose; let&#8217;s give it a go.&#8221;<br \/>\nDus gaan ze samen het raambordeel binnen en hij gedraagt zich als de jonge man die hij ooit was.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Oh my goodness,&#8221; says the prostitute breathlessly afterward, &#8220;I thought you said <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/best-moments-to-have-sex\/\">seks<\/a> was no longer possible for you&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n* The old man says: &#8220;Oh, my body is still highly capable; it&#8217;s the paying that is no longer possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<a class=\"maxbutton-9 maxbutton maxbutton-amsterdam-prostitution-menu\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"KLIK HIER!\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/tour\/red-light-district-audio-tour\/\"><span class='mb-text'>DOWNLOAD AMSTERDAM APP &gt;<\/span><\/a>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2_Prostitutes_In_Airplane\"><\/span>2 | Prostitutes In Airplane<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22003 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam window shopping\" width=\"1000\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-300x153.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-768x392.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-600x307.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Twee prostituees zitten in een vliegtuig. Omdat het een behoorlijk lange reis is, vraagt de ene prostituee na een tijdje aan de andere:<br \/>\n&#8211; Say, don&#8217;t you want to sit at the window?<br \/>\nDe andere prostituee kijkt verbaasd en antwoordt:<br \/>\n* No thanks, I&#8217;m on vacation now!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_Window_Brothel\"><\/span>3 | Window Brothel<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19095\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes.jpg\" alt=\"brothels Amsterdam windows\" width=\"1000\" height=\"922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-768x708.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-600x553.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dit is een van onze favoriete moppen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District!<\/p>\n<p>A man wanders around in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District. He sees a beautiful prostitute, so he walks towards the window brothel and asks:<br \/>\n* &#8216;How much does it cost?&#8217;<br \/>\nDe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/sex-workers\/\">sekswerker<\/a> answers:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8216;That&#8217;s 50 euros&#8217;<br \/>\nTo which the man answers:<br \/>\n* &#8216;That&#8217;s cheap for double glazing!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4_Japanese_And_Sex_Worker\"><\/span>4 | Japanese And Sex Worker<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22469 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam red light district images\" width=\"1000\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-16x10.jpg 16w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-600x360.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A Japanese goes to a prostitute. He tells her that he cums 30 times, but after every time he cums, he has to take a breath outside. The prostitute thinks it&#8217;s fine, because she has earned poorly lately. So they start having sex, and the Japanese comes, and as agreed, he goes outside, and a moment later the Japanese comes back. This happened 30 times, but after the 30th time, the Japanese is not coming back! So the prostitutes runs outside and asks a woman who is just passing by:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Have you seen a Japanese run away here?&#8221;<br \/>\n* The woman says: &#8220;No, but I just saw a bus of Japanese driving away!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_Women_With_Children\"><\/span>5 | Women With Children<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19096 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10.jpg\" alt=\"window brothels in amsterdam\" width=\"1000\" height=\"865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-300x260.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-768x664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-600x519.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Drie vrouwen praten over hun kinderen. De eerste vrouw zegt: ik ben zo trots op mijn zoon, hij is chirurg, heeft een mooi huis en er staat een witte <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bentley\" rel=\"noopener\">Bentley<\/a> voor zijn deur. De tweede vrouw zegt: mijn zoon is advocaat, woont in een villa en er staat een rode Ferrari voor de deur. De derde vrouw zegt: ik ben ook trots op mijn dochter, zij is een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/sex-workers\/\">prostitute<\/a>, soms staat er een witte Bentley en soms een rode Ferrari voor haar deur!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"6_Truck_Driver\"><\/span>6 | Truck Driver<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22470 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules.jpg\" alt=\"Etiquette op de Wallen\" width=\"1000\" height=\"772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-300x232.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-768x593.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-16x12.jpg 16w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-600x463.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A teacher asks in class who of the children&#8217;s parents earn a lot of money. Peter says: &#8220;My mother is a prostitute, \u00a0she earns a lot of money.&#8221; Anne: &#8220;My father is a policeman, he also earns a lot.&#8221; Steven\u00a0is rather embarrassed and the teacher asks: &#8220;And Steven, does your father earn a lot?&#8221; He replies:\u00a0&#8220;My father is a truck driver. If there were no prostitutes and police officers, he would also earn a lot of money&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"7_Prostitute_Meets_Old_Man\"><\/span>7 | Prostitute Meets Old Man<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/tour\/red-light-district-audio-tour\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19097 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam canals at night\" width=\"1000\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-768x462.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-600x361.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An old man goes back to a prostitute in the Red Light District after 2 years. &#8220;Is it still 50 euros?&#8221; He asks the girl. \u201cYes, she says. Take off your clothes, I&#8217;ll be right there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes, she comes back and sees the old man standing naked in the room as he throws his clothes out the window. &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; She asks. On which he replies: &#8220;By the time I&#8217;m done, my clothes are out of fashion &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"8_A_Stupid_Man\"><\/span>8 | A Stupid Man<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21797 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District.jpg\" alt=\"sex shows in amsterdam netherlands\" width=\"1000\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-768x458.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-600x358.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A stupid man visits a prostitute in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District. She says: &#8220;that is 52.50 euro&#8221;. To which the stupid man responds: &#8220;That&#8217;s strange, how do you get such an amount?&#8221; The prostitute says: &#8220;With me, you also get a drink, so that&#8217;s 2.50 Euro extra on the normal price of 50 euro.&#8221; The stupid man: &#8220;Ah, then it&#8217;s fine&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I have to tell you one thing,&#8221; says the prostitute. &#8220;I don&#8217;t have a clitoris.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s okay,&#8221; says the stupid man. &#8220;A coke is just fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"9_Nuns_in_Amsterdam\"><\/span>9 | Nuns in Amsterdam<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/tour\/red-light-district-audio-tour\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19099 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel.jpg\" alt=\"Jokes Amsterdam Red Light District \" width=\"1000\" height=\"737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-300x221.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-768x566.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-600x442.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two nuns are walking in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District, one says to the other:<br \/>\n&#8220;What would these prostitutes earn?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No idea,&#8221; the other nun says.<br \/>\n&#8220;You know what, let&#8217;s ask.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo those two nuns walk to a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/amsterdam-red-light-district-map\/#Window_Brothels_Map\">window brothel<\/a> and ask a prostitute:<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi madam, can we ask you something?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Of course,&#8221; says the prostitute, &#8220;just ask.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, what price do you charge for a blowjob?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s 50 euro&#8221;, says the prostitute.<br \/>\n&#8220;WHAT!&#8221; say the nuns, &#8220;That much?! Then the priest can fuck off with his two bars of chocolate!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"10_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes\"><\/span>10 | Moppen over de Amsterdamse Red Light District<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21961 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour.jpeg\" alt=\"Wallen tour\" width=\"1000\" height=\"838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-300x251.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-768x644.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-600x503.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wesley komt een half uur te laat op school. Als de juf vraagt waar Wesley vandaan komt, zegt hij:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;From the prostitutes in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/amsterdams-red-light-district\/\">red light district<\/a>.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe teacher gets angry and tells Wesley to go to the principal. Wesley tells the director why he was sent out. The director has heard enough and sends Wesley home, and the principal calls Wesley&#8217;s mother.<br \/>\nAls Wesley thuiskomt krijgt hij een  om zijn oren en zijn moeder stuurt hem naar zijn kamer. Wesley loopt de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/city-guide\/why-are-amsterdam-stairs-so-steep\/\">stairs<\/a> in tranen op. Boven aan de trap roept hij naar zijn moeder:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Next time dad can go get his jacket himself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21833 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Amsterdam-Etiquette.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam red light etiquette\" width=\"1000\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Amsterdam-Etiquette.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Amsterdam-Etiquette-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Amsterdam-Etiquette-768x475.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Amsterdam-Etiquette-600x371.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Welke van deze grappige moppen vond je het leukst? En ken jij nog een grappige mop over Amsterdam of de Red Light District? Deel ze in de reactiesectie hieronder!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ONTDEK OOK:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/information\/faq\/\">65x Amsterdam Red Light District FAQ&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/red-light-district-laws\/\">10 Laws in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/information\/amsterdam-fun-facts\/\">30 Amsterdam Fun Facts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/nl\/news\/red-light-district-etiquette\/\">etiquette in het amsterdam red light district<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes That Are Easy To Remember In this top 10 we present you the most funny Amsterdam Red Light District jokes we ever laid our eyes on. 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