{"id":18690,"date":"2026-01-01T00:19:17","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/?p=18690"},"modified":"2026-03-24T20:59:54","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T19:59:54","slug":"10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes_That_Are_Easy_To_Remember\"><\/span>Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes That Are Easy To Remember<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>In this top 10 we present you the most funny Amsterdam Red Light District jokes we ever laid our eyes on. Ten hilarious jokes who anyone can remember. Great to tell in a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/entertainments\/bars-in-red-light-amsterdam\/\">bar<\/a>, on a birthday party or while traveling. For when you need a fast funny joke, here are 10 great jokes to get anyone giggling.<\/p><div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Inhaltsverzeichnis<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Alternar tabla de contenidos\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: 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href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#1_An_old_man_in_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District\" >1 | An old man in Amsterdam Red Light District<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#2_Prostitutes_In_Airplane\" >2 | Prostitutes In Airplane<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#3_Window_Brothel\" >3 | Window Brothel<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#4_Japanese_And_Sex_Worker\" >4 | Japanese And Sex Worker<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#5_Women_With_Children\" >5 | Women With Children<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#6_Truck_Driver\" >6 | Truck Driver<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#7_Prostitute_Meets_Old_Man\" >7 | Prostitute Meets Old Man<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#8_A_Stupid_Man\" >8 | A Stupid Man<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#9_Nuns_in_Amsterdam\" >9 | Nuns in Amsterdam<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/10-amsterdam-red-light-district-jokes\/#10_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes\" >10 | Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_An_old_man_in_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District\"><\/span>1 | An old man in Amsterdam Red Light District<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19093 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Red Light District Jokes\" width=\"1000\" height=\"744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-768x571.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-600x446.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start off with the first Amsterdam Red Light District joke.<\/p>\n<p>An old man is walking in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District and passes a prostitute standing at her door.<br \/>\n&#8211; She says to him: &#8220;Hey Grandpa, why don&#8217;t we give it a try?&#8221;<br \/>\n* He says: &#8220;No thank you. That is no longer possible for me.&#8221;<br \/>\nIt was a slow night, so the prostitute says:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Oh, come on, what have we got to lose; let&#8217;s give it a go.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo, they both go inside the window brothel and he acts like the young man he once used to be.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Oh my goodness,&#8221; says the prostitute breathlessly afterward, &#8220;I thought you said <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/best-moments-to-have-sex\/\">sexo de pago<\/a> was no longer possible for you&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n* The old man says: &#8220;Oh, my body is still highly capable; it&#8217;s the paying that is no longer possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<a class=\"maxbutton-9 maxbutton maxbutton-amsterdam-prostitution-menu\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"HAGA CLIC AQU\u00cd\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/tour\/red-light-district-audio-tour\/\"><span class='mb-text'>DOWNLOAD AMSTERDAM APP &gt;<\/span><\/a>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2_Prostitutes_In_Airplane\"><\/span>2 | Prostitutes In Airplane<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22003 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam window shopping\" width=\"1000\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-300x153.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-768x392.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Amsterdam-Windows-600x307.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two prostitutes are sitting in an airplane. Because it is quite a long journey, one prostitutes asks the other after a while:<br \/>\n&#8211; Say, don&#8217;t you want to sit at the window?<br \/>\nThe other prostitute looks surprised and answers:<br \/>\n* No thanks, I&#8217;m on vacation now!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_Window_Brothel\"><\/span>3 | Window Brothel<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19095\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes.jpg\" alt=\"brothels Amsterdam windows\" width=\"1000\" height=\"922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-768x708.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/10-Red-Light-District-Amsterdam-Jokes-600x553.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is one of our favourite Amsterdam Red Light District jokes!<\/p>\n<p>A man wanders around in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District. He sees a beautiful prostitute, so he walks towards the window brothel and asks:<br \/>\n* &#8216;How much does it cost?&#8217;<br \/>\nEl <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/sex-workers\/\">sex worker<\/a> answers:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8216;That&#8217;s 50 euros&#8217;<br \/>\nTo which the man answers:<br \/>\n* &#8216;That&#8217;s cheap for double glazing!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4_Japanese_And_Sex_Worker\"><\/span>4 | Japanese And Sex Worker<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22469 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam red light district images\" width=\"1000\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-16x10.jpg 16w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Images-600x360.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A Japanese goes to a prostitute. He tells her that he cums 30 times, but after every time he cums, he has to take a breath outside. The prostitute thinks it&#8217;s fine, because she has earned poorly lately. So they start having sex, and the Japanese comes, and as agreed, he goes outside, and a moment later the Japanese comes back. This happened 30 times, but after the 30th time, the Japanese is not coming back! So the prostitutes runs outside and asks a woman who is just passing by:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Have you seen a Japanese run away here?&#8221;<br \/>\n* The woman says: &#8220;No, but I just saw a bus of Japanese driving away!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_Women_With_Children\"><\/span>5 | Women With Children<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19096 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10.jpg\" alt=\"window brothels in amsterdam\" width=\"1000\" height=\"865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-300x260.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-768x664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Jokes-10-600x519.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Three women are talking about their children. The first woman says: I am so proud of my son, he is a surgeon, has a nice house and he has a white <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bentley\" rel=\"noopener\">Bentley<\/a> in front of his door. The second woman says: my son is a lawyer, lives in a villa and there is a red Ferrari at the door. The third woman says: I am also proud of my daughter, she is a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/sex-workers\/\">prostitute<\/a>, sometimes there is a white Bentley and sometimes a red Ferrari in front of her door!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"6_Truck_Driver\"><\/span>6 | Truck Driver<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22470 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules.jpg\" alt=\"red light district etiquette\" width=\"1000\" height=\"772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-300x232.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-768x593.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-16x12.jpg 16w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Etiquette-Rules-600x463.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A teacher asks in class who of the children&#8217;s parents earn a lot of money. Peter says: &#8220;My mother is a prostitute, \u00a0she earns a lot of money.&#8221; Anne: &#8220;My father is a policeman, he also earns a lot.&#8221; Steven\u00a0is rather embarrassed and the teacher asks: &#8220;And Steven, does your father earn a lot?&#8221; He replies:\u00a0&#8220;My father is a truck driver. If there were no prostitutes and police officers, he would also earn a lot of money&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"7_Prostitute_Meets_Old_Man\"><\/span>7 | Prostitute Meets Old Man<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/tour\/5d-porn-cinema-tickets\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19097 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District.jpg\" alt=\"amsterdam canals at night\" width=\"1000\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-768x462.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Jokes-Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-600x361.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An old man goes back to a prostitute in the Red Light District after 2 years. &#8220;Is it still 50 euros?&#8221; He asks the girl. \u201cYes, she says. Take off your clothes, I&#8217;ll be right there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes, she comes back and sees the old man standing naked in the room as he throws his clothes out the window. &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; She asks. On which he replies: &#8220;By the time I&#8217;m done, my clothes are out of fashion &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"8_A_Stupid_Man\"><\/span>8 | A Stupid Man<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21797 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District.jpg\" alt=\"sex shows in amsterdam netherlands\" width=\"1000\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-768x458.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Amsterdam-Sex-Show-Red-Light-District-600x358.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A stupid man visits a prostitute in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District. She says: &#8220;that is 52.50 euro&#8221;. To which the stupid man responds: &#8220;That&#8217;s strange, how do you get such an amount?&#8221; The prostitute says: &#8220;With me, you also get a drink, so that&#8217;s 2.50 Euro extra on the normal price of 50 euro.&#8221; The stupid man: &#8220;Ah, then it&#8217;s fine&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I have to tell you one thing,&#8221; says the prostitute. &#8220;I don&#8217;t have a clitoris.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s okay,&#8221; says the stupid man. &#8220;A coke is just fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"9_Nuns_in_Amsterdam\"><\/span>9 | Nuns in Amsterdam<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/tour\/red-light-district-audio-tour\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19099 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel.jpg\" alt=\"Jokes Amsterdam Red Light District \" width=\"1000\" height=\"737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-300x221.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-768x566.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Amsterdam-Red-Light-District-Window-Brothel-600x442.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two nuns are walking in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District, one says to the other:<br \/>\n&#8220;What would these prostitutes earn?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No idea,&#8221; the other nun says.<br \/>\n&#8220;You know what, let&#8217;s ask.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo those two nuns walk to a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/information\/amsterdam-red-light-district-map\/#Window_Brothels_Map\">window brothel<\/a> and ask a prostitute:<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi madam, can we ask you something?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Of course,&#8221; says the prostitute, &#8220;just ask.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, what price do you charge for a blowjob?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s 50 euro&#8221;, says the prostitute.<br \/>\n&#8220;WHAT!&#8221; say the nuns, &#8220;That much?! Then the priest can fuck off with his two bars of chocolate!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"10_Amsterdam_Red_Light_District_Jokes\"><\/span>10 | Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21961 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour.jpeg\" alt=\"red light district tour\" width=\"1000\" height=\"838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-300x251.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-768x644.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Red-Light-District-Tour-600x503.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wesley arrives an half hour late at school half. 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And, do you know another funny joke about Amsterdam or the Red Light District? Share them in the comment section below!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ALSO SEE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/information\/faq\/\">65x Amsterdam Red Light District FAQ&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/red-light-district-laws\/\">10 Laws in Amsterdam&#8217;s Red Light District<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/information\/amsterdam-fun-facts\/\">30 Amsterdam Fun Facts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amsterdamredlightdistricttour.com\/es\/news\/red-light-district-etiquette\/\">Amsterdam Red Light District Etiquette<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amsterdam Red Light District Jokes That Are Easy To Remember In this top 10 we present you the most funny Amsterdam Red Light District jokes we ever laid our eyes on. 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